@infinityonhi: Anyone else always bring about 3x as many knickers as they need when they’re going away somewhere like oh just incase I piss myself every single day of this trip
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@Mr_Kapowski: I calculated the number of birds required for the 12 Days Of Christmas to give to my true love and a quick check of my bank account confirms that she’s getting one McChicken.
@thatUPSdude: Think the walk of shame sucks now, imagine doing it in the 80s in corduroy pants. Everyone heard you leaving.
@trevso_electric: If diet and exercise are not working for you, try actually dieting and actually exercising.