@timdonakowski: Anyone else bite their bottom lip and make a noise when inserting your headphone plug? Me neither.
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@dshack8: First Rule of Parent Club: If your kid gets their head stuck in something, make sure you get your camera before you help them get it out.
@usermcuserface: It concerns me as a parent that damn near every Disney movie shows kids if your parents die you'll become royalty and have a great life.
@RadOrDie: I bet a lot more people would read the Bible if it was called The Adventures of Jesus and Friends.
@yenniwhite: Goals for my kids before I had them: teach them Spanish, only use positive reinforcement, never yell. After: get them to put on pants.