@timdonakowski: Anyone else bite their bottom lip and make a noise when inserting your headphone plug? Me neither.
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@juliussharpe: My wife wants to have another kid. That's like seeing light at the end of a tunnel and saying, "I think we better turn around."
@poopiest: It is 2022. Everyone has bought a pair of beats by dre. Doctor dre chuckles, his mind control device is ready
@WalkingOutside: Shout out to whichever childless person invented toys that erupt in an epic sound and light show when you toss em in the toy box at night.