@ashdal2012: Anyone else ever wondered how long it would take a giraffe to throw up ?
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@YourAnMoron: It's pretty impressive that Beethoven could play the piano considering he was a St. Bernard.
@drunkNnaughty: I think there should be a mandatory test at 16 that you have to pass and if not, you get neutered or spayed.
@Home_Halfway: Whenever anyone asks me where I grew up I point to a random spot in the room and say "Over there."