@ashdal2012: Anyone else ever wondered how long it would take a giraffe to throw up ?
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@trevso_electric: If you want to keep a secret from me, write it and send it to me as a Facebook event invitation.
@ConanOBrien: I hate it when adults try to relate to youth using slang. Guess that’s what makes me a woke bae.
@juliussharpe: If you just got invited to do something on New Year's Eve, it means someone else cancelled.
@TheToddWilliams: GOOD COP: Three robberies in the same neighborhood ...do you know what I'm thinking? PSYCHIC COP: Yes GOOD COP: Oh right