@ashdal2012: Anyone else ever wondered how long it would take a giraffe to throw up ?
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@Antinomy001: Goku in church: "This Jesus guy sounds really strong. I would have loved to fight against him!"
@DanMentos: [first date] *pointing indiscriminately* "uh-oh looks like we're on the Kiss Cam" there's no- *leans in* there's no Kiss Cam at Applebees
@stuckinaportal: *leans over sink* *splashes face w cold water* *stares at self in mirror* *returns to couch where my niece is playing mario kart* best of 3