@ashdal2012: Anyone else ever wondered how long it would take a giraffe to throw up ?
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@Henry_3k: You say I'm handsome but you also said your employer cancelled your optical coverage & you haven't had new glasses in 4 years, but thanks.
@TuffyNyC: Kids, make sure you learn how to use a protractor in case one day you're a teacher & have to show kids how to use a protractor.
@vladsavov: The most popular car brands are German, Japanese, and Italian. It's like losing WW2 is a prerequisite for making good autos.
@myonlymizztake: I wish Adele would hurry up and put out another album so I could end this relationship.