@PimpBillClinton: Anyone else wake up in a grass skirt and coconut bra?
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@Steelers1972: My superpower is destroying the neighbors living room from 100 yards with nothing but her cat and my laser pointer.
@KateWhineHall: "You're a HORRIBLE parent!" - my daughter because I won't let her use a chainsaw to make a treehouse.
@badbanana: Walk into a random building, go to a random floor, step into a random meeting, and take a donut. Best donut you'll ever eat.