@osno13: anyone here with one leg? i have a ton of socks you can have
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@P1ssed_K1d: If "she'll be riding six white horses when she comes", she's probably a little more woman than I can handle.
@NicestHippo: Props to every deodorant commercial ever for abandoning all creativity and just going with "If you buy this, women will have sex with you"
@causticbob: "Must you lick the knife?" "Sorry,force of habit" I said "Loads of people do it though, don't they?" "Yes, but not during surgery, Doctor"