@osno13: anyone here with one leg? i have a ton of socks you can have
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@hpb777: Sometimes I wonder how people who don't have kids get their TV remotes from the other side of the room.
@Home_Halfway: It was when I stabbed a Capri Sun perfectly the first time, right in that grey circle, that I knew I wanted to be an assassin.
@DanielRCarrillo: Having pets adds 5 years to your life. Have thousands of pets, never stop owning pets. Become immortal. Laugh as your foes grow old and die