@osno13: anyone here with one leg? i have a ton of socks you can have
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@panmidwest: MOM: turn the volume down on your headphones or you'll go deaf! ME: that is sound advice
@CheryeDavis: Sure I'll join your Cause on Facebook...Right after I jump out of an airplane without a parachute...
@Supafunkadunka: Just saw a coyote next to the highway. I hope this tunnel ahead isn't just painted on.
@internetluke: [ordering pizza alone] Yeah I'd like a large pepperoni and *changes voice* A medium sausage *changes voice again* Another large pepperoni