@osno13: anyone here with one leg? i have a ton of socks you can have
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@praisecheese: "Archeology is just like search and rescue only everyone's been dead for 5,000 years, so there's no rush"
@qwertying: Like a true gentlemen, I always put women and children first. I hate walking into spiderwebs...
@ashleycrem: I had children for two reasons; I wanted to start a loving family, and I needed a quick excuse to leave things.
@envydatropic: Christmas decorating 101 - Puts fake snow on Halloween decorations Your move Martha Stewart