@sarcasticmommy4: Anyone know a Minecraft interpreter? I don't understand my son's Christmas list.
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@oakhillbargrill: Pillow 1: I hate their big heads Pillow 2: And that dandruff Pillow 1: Sometimes he puts me between his legs Pillow 2: GROSS *Pillow Talk
@BarebakAssassin: Some people don't realize how grateful they should be that I'm not allowed to carry a sword in public.
@jeffswarens: Boss: Everyone is behind schedule and making excuses. Does everybody here think I'm an idiot Me: Don't ask. They swore me to secrecy.