@InThaBurbs: Anyone know the second rule of fight club?
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@Angibangie: *Person in front of me using 73 coupons* Customers behind me: huffing and puffing Me: [eyes glued to screen] That one was for $2! Yahhhhss
@headway10: Overheard in a restaurant. Grandma: "Oh, I could really go for a Quickie right about now!" Grandpa: "It's pronounced a Quiche, dear!"
@isabelzawtun: We cut open the cake at the gender reveal party and out spill thousands of fire ants. The guests howl. FIRE ANTS ARE MOSTLY MALE, I explain