@InThaBurbs: Anyone know the second rule of fight club?
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@thebeavs: When God was handing out obstacles I thought he said popsicles and said I'll take one of each variety.
@Scott_A_Gilmore: *Goes to Czechoslovakia to shop for a car with Automatic Braking System *Czechs for ABS
@cmfh111: my dad wouldn’t let me get a job in high school so I could enjoy the last time in my life I would be unemployed. joke’s on you, dad.
@pinupteacher: [me on phone with mechanic] Car won't start. I think it's the battery. Or power steering. Could be a fuse. Wheels, probably wheels. Engine.