@InThaBurbs: Anyone know the second rule of fight club?
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@WilliamRodgers: I love when people spend 7 minutes trying to back into a parking space just so they can leave "quicker"
@michel_lesann: I suspect that my cat has plans to kill me, but has just never been awake long enough to carry them out. Advantage: human.
@eric10F: Tried to pick a booger off my phone screen. Ended up calling my mom, signing up for AOL and getting an online degree in refrigerator repair