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@CruisinSoozan: Anyone want to do the laundry for me? Im exhausted. I can pay you in beanie babies or hot monkey sex.

The monkey's name is Earl. He bites.

Anyone want to do the laundry for me? Im exhausted. I can pay you in beanie babies or hot monkey sex. 

The monkey’s name is Earl. He bites.

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