@delusions_of: Anything can be used as a dartboard. Like your coworker Jim who always says "another day in paradise".
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@XplodingUnicorn: My 4-year-old sang in church for the first time. So what if it was the wrong song? There's never a bad time for "We Will Rock You."
@NoticablyBacon: Accidentally just told a girl that "she has a nice head" because I appearently have the flirting skills of a serial killer
@WilliamHale1: A wise man once said... absolutely nothing. He let her vent and then they had sex afterward.