@delusions_of: Anything can be used as a dartboard. Like your coworker Jim who always says "another day in paradise".
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@BuckyIsotope: GOOD COP: I’m going to read you your rights BAD COP: I’m going to beat a confession out of you CENTRIST COP: you both make some good points
@skittle624: *watching Hoarders Wow. How crazy, I think, as I open my drawer to reveal 12 of my favorite mascaras.
@Eves1: Ok guys, I have 28 minutes to kill before I casually need to respond to a text message. What's up?
@AverageCorners: 11: Did it rain last night? Me: No. 11: But it's so wet! Me: That's what she said. 11: What? Me: What?