@delusions_of: Anything can be used as a dartboard. Like your coworker Jim who always says "another day in paradise".
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@Garblemarble: Alien: we are here to enslave you Me: *not looking up from phone* huh? Alien: I SAID.. Me: *still not looking up* yeah I said I'll do it