@mstluvstrinkets: Anything I accomplish before I finish my first cup of coffee has been fueled by rage.
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@TayTayJustine: Look, if you can take a smoke break, I should be able to take a twitter break. It's not like one addiction outweighs the other, HR!
@Marlebean: I'm nervous that my diet pill will stick in my throat, so I usually eat a few cookies after to help push it down.
@KeetPotato: "chill before serving" is the best advice I can think of if you're an angry waitress
@bridger_w: If someone acts shocked that you haven't read a certain book, the best response you can give them is, "Yeah, I heard it sucks"