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@3_livi: anything is possible with the right attitude and a sledgehammer
@Amburglar_: When asked by the creepy guy at the bar "Why aren't you smiling?" my go-to answer is always "My yeast infection really is bubbling up."
@causticbob: Whatever you do, always give 100%. Unless you're donating blood
@Lunatic_times: Damn you bladder stop releasing my precious beer.
@Arroia: I have failed math eleventeen times or so.
@cynicanoldicus: On the off chance I'm captured by cannibals, I've got a 'Best if eaten by 1975' tattoo on my neck.