@Neauxpe: Anytime a religious organization follows me I just assume I'm being used as a case study/example and they are praying super hard.
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@wheatnik: My bucket list is just the words "afford things" written in orange crayon on a paper towel.
@DaleInc: This drink tastes like the neighbors will be hearing late night small arms fire. I swear I just saw a coyote or a squirrel or a tree or a...
@notorious_stars: My girlfriend looks super hot without glasses. That's why I stopped Wearing them