@nikkithecanuck: Anytime I get something stuck in my throat, I use beer. I call this the Heineken maneuver
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@SteveSuckington: If aliens are supposed to be so much more advanced than us, how did ET not know about texting?
@Try2StopME: I'm going to the gym now. Not bragging. Just want you to know where to send the ambulance.
@trevso_electric: If diet and exercise are not working for you, try actually dieting and actually exercising.
@tastefactory: Most people use photoshop to create amazing art or graphic design. I use it to make fake Doritos flavors.