@delusions_of: Anytime I lift my leg higher than 3 inches I yell "KARATE!".
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@noog: My favorite part of the Bible is when God gives humans free will, then kills them with a flood because they didn't act the way he wanted.
@ElliePeek: I feel like dry shampoo is the equivalent of unicorn blood for hair—it will keep it alive, but it will be a half-life, a cursed life...