@DaHess1: Anytime I see a happy white couple in their 30's sitting in front of a laptop, I just assume they are filming a credit score commercial.
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@poppiesandcake: If what we are doing here is art, then my Tweets could be classified as kindergarten finger painting.
@rad_milk: i always get gatorade and gasoline confused. my car is real good at sports and im dead
@julieklausner: If I were Santa Claus, I'd have my agent be like "He's not doing it this year if Ronald McDonald is going to be there in that shoe car."