@TashyP_: Anytime my 6 yr old daughter replies with 'What?', there's always that split second where I fight my urge to start quoting Pulp Fiction.
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@RamblingMachine: I hate it when crazy people say Poseidon told them they are the ninja turtles and I don't even remember I told them so.
@ericsshadow: Interview: "What's your greatest weakness?" *I look at my watch then lean in* How much time do you have?