@VerifiedDrunk: Facebook: People trying to save the world one uneducated post at a time

@AzahelZamora: *Sees dead cat on the road. Walk it off buddy, you got 8 more.

@greg_vee: If I'd know I only had 4 decent tweets in me when I started, I'd have spread them out a little more.

@Skullcat: What if ants aren't insects at all but are vehicles that even smaller insects drive to work?

@josePhDhoran: "Wow he's good" -possum at the morgue