@SCBamaMan: AOL has been hacked. Users have also been asked to check their Atari settings for possible compromise.
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@SaraMansford: I wish scientists could make us as indestructible as cartoons. I've got a list of people I'd like to drop an anvil on.
@Donna_McCoy: There's no time capsule quite like the pocket of a coat that's been in the closet for a year.
@KalvinMacleod: DETECTIVE: what do you think killed these two birds? ME: [picking up the only stone near their bodies] idk maybe the bird flu.
@MrJeberling: Once while eating bacon I said I was "getting piggy with it" and now I have no friends.