@SCBamaMan: AOL has been hacked. Users have also been asked to check their Atari settings for possible compromise.
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@huntigula: *Hamburglar returns home with bag of hamburgers* *his wife, holding a crying baby, slaps the bag out of his hands* "WE NEED MONEY, DAMMIT!"
@hello_saylor: Hotel room bathrooms really overestimate how much I want to see my own naked body.
@XplodingUnicorn: Don’t do drugs, kids. The extra demand will drive up the price for the rest of us.
@AndyAsAdjective: Just said "No you can't have an apple because you'll spoil the pizza that's being delivered very soon." I shouldn't be allowed to parent.