@RobinMcCauley: AOL was hacked yesterday so watch out for spam email that looks like it came from 1995.
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@TomTheWicked: Boss: What's for lunch? Me: Food. B: What kind of food? M: The kind you eat. B: ... M: ... B: ... Me: You hired me. This is your fault.
@NicestHippo: [getting fired from NASA] Is it because I kept saying "Technically we're already in space?"