@RobinMcCauley: AOL was hacked yesterday so watch out for spam email that looks like it came from 1995.
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@steveolivas: If this doughnut and chocolate milk are going to take years off my life, could I have them remove 1978-1982?
@ElmoYouNasty: Beyonce made a song called "Single Ladies" then went home to her husband and left you lonely hoes dancing in a circle pretending to be happy