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@chelllssseeea: apartment hunting is going well
@PaulyPeligroso: Wait, is Obama our second black President or our first black President again?
@KentWGraham: I used to sing my daughter to sleep at night, which is probably why her first word was “Stop.”
@biorhythmist: Walked into a spider web and did an hour of tai chi in five seconds.
@Book_Krazy: Does anybody know how many toddlers you have to bring to 'Toys For Tots' before you're eligible for an Xbox?
@TheMichaelRock: Why would they add "twerk" to the dictionary? People that would use said word can't read.