@Piecezilla: Apologies your honor [slides ventriloquist dummy back under my seat] I was told these proceedings were going to be televised.
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@sofarrsogud: My kids are at an age now where they are beginning to understand embarrassment. This is my time to shine.
@pseudo_fred: This drag race is not at all what I expected. Are they in dresses INSIDE of the cars, at least?
@AmishPornStar1: Few people realize that before they were domesticated, the wild vacuum cleaner was the only natural predator of wolves... Hence, dogs instinctive reaction to them today.