@FlyoverJoel: Apologizing for canceling a meeting is like saying sorry for buying me a beer.
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@daemonic3: [2 cavemen] Look what me discover! This game changer! *grabs it* "This hot! Burn fingers. What you call it?" *takes back mixtape* FIRE!
@JohnLyonTweets: Dear 6-year-old me: As an adult you won't need to know cursive but you will need an ability to type with your thumbs. The future is weird.
@paigellwanger97: i could miss 4 days of school in a row in HS and have all A's and you zone out for 38 seconds in college and ur grade goes from a B to a G