@JohnLyonTweets: Apparently a guy named George Martin leaked all the main plot points of the next season of Game of Thrones in some books he published. Jerk.
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@realslimswamy: Arm wrestling is for guys who like to hold hands with other guys while staring into their eyes.
@relatabledad: every morning i swallow a piece of paper that says "keep up the good work fellas!!" just in case i die and doctors gotta do an autopsy on me
@KentWGraham: My boss has stopped letting me leave early for my son’s Little League games ever since he learned he’s in his second year of college.
@GrantTanaka: If a cop yells at you to GET DOWN just start twerking cause damn, dude, be more specific