@Prero22: "I'm so sorry", I go around whispering to people who've just woken up from a coma.

@iinkedZombie: 5: let's play the quiet game. Me: Okay 5: ready..? Start. Me: 5: Me: 5: whoever talks first is the loser.

@envydatropic: *Opens Google* What date does Cinco de Mayo fall on this year?

@Nahdude83: I was making breakfast, then "She's a maniac" came on the radio... Everything is a blur. Why am I so tired? Why am I in this steel factory?

@bourgeoisalien: [dies, meets god] explain Florida