@Prero22: "I'm so sorry", I go around whispering to people who've just woken up from a coma.
@iinkedZombie: 5: let's play the quiet game.
Me: Okay
5: ready..? Start.
Me:
5:
Me:
5: whoever talks first is the loser.
@envydatropic: *Opens Google*
What date does Cinco de Mayo fall on this year?
@Nahdude83: I was making breakfast, then "She's a maniac" came on the radio... Everything is a blur.
Why am I so tired? Why am I in this steel factory?
@bourgeoisalien: [dies, meets god]
explain Florida
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