@EricaTheThor: Apparently a new study shows that unattractive men make better mates. Nice try, ugly scientists.
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@Marlebean: When you hear your kid shout "HERE, HOLD MY LOLLIPOP!" you know it's about to go down.
@tiemoose: me: do you want to feel my face, i'm very handsome blind date: you do know i'm not actually blind, right? me: *stuffing ryan gosling bust back into my bag* yes of course
@SufficientCharm: The easiest way to confuse a man is to wear a straight jacket that accentuates your cleavage.