@PhoenixRises69: Apparently, driving past police cars while drinking water from an old vodka bottle isn't 'funny' and is technically 'wasting' police time :(
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@GingerAtLaw: You'd think the people in front of me at this self-checkout were trying to operate a nuclear reactor
@markydoodoo: Swiss cheese is cheating cheese cause there's holes where there could be more cheese stay woke.
@ashmensch: *steps on Lego* *stumbles backwards and trips over more Legos* *throws all Legos away* *Grandparents buy more Legos for Christmas*