@ka_unplugged: Apparently, Engineers talk how Doctors write
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@donni: Finally, you get a cab. The driver is a golden retriever. You hop in and hope for the best
@shawnspree: Wife: Why do I have a temperature of 101.3? Me: Maybe you're pregnant? Wife: What's wrong with you? *damn you webMD, damn you.