@Holidayze: Apparently fat people in scooters despise being called a cripple-potamous
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@megfraser: I'm surprised "slow internet connection" doesn't come up more often as a motive in murder trials.
@mattselman: If the United States ever collapses, the upside is that we can finally use the blue starry part of American flags to make wizard hats.
@thestlouisan: I'm 39 and I still don't know where to look when the dentist is working on my teeth.