@Holidayze: Apparently fat people in scooters despise being called a cripple-potamous
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@ericsshadow: No thanks Audi; I get all the uncompromised luxury I can handle by driving whatever car my wife thinks makes me look the most married.
@SilleVio: I don't like to brag about my cat-like reflexes. That said, could someone please call for help? I got startled and am stuck in a tree.
@thatdutchperson: [Stares deeply into date's eyes before going to the bathroom] "I've counted these fries."