@Roohani19: Apparently, "he's an army officer" isn't the correct response to "who's your daddy".
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@therealeatwood: They needed three Back to the Future movies so they could cover life’s three great concerns: one’s birth, one’s future legacy, and cowboy
@HeyZeus666: Intellectual. A man who can explain electricity but doesn't know how to screw in a light bulb.
@adult_keverage: "Stay out of the heat & stay hydrated." Thank you news-anchor. It's my first summer.
@UnderTheJewFro: You can tell a lot about a person by the type of car they drive. For example, if they drive a Taxi, they're probably a cab driver.