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@XnotafunnyladyX: Apparently I have a few "tells" when I'm angry.
But I light things on fire when I'm happy too so don't pretend you know me.

Apparently I have a few “tells” when I’m angry. 
But I light things on fire when I’m happy too so don’t pretend you know me.

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