@mrjohntofu: Apparently, I just ate 39 servings of Tic - Tacs.
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@Mr_goose007: The pot called the kettle black. The pot is silver............we now have a situation in the kitchen.
@robfee: I feel like Frosted Flakes gives kids an unreasonable expectation of how friendly tigers are when you try to feed them a bowl of cereal.
@causticbob: To tell the difference between African and Indian elephants you have to look at their ears. You lift one up and shout "Where are you from?"
@randomnloveit: Dear people that brush your teeth in the bathroom at work: stop that. You don't live here. Chew gum like the rest of us.