@mrjohntofu: Apparently, I just ate 39 servings of Tic - Tacs.
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@primawesome: Health food? Baby, my body is a '93 Honda hatchback with a headlight out. I'm not about to start putting premium gas in it now.
@Xoolun: My GFs family are religious which sux 1st time I stayed there her dad wouldnt let us sleep together Was a shame cuz he was very attractive
@ruinedpicnic: me: did you check the suggestion box boss: we don't have a suggestion box we have a paper shredder me: MY DRAWINGS
@Mikecanrant: A guy with a locked account just asked me why I never retweet him. Stay in school kids.