@kyle_thatisall: How to make a Disney Pixar film: 1. Take something that doesn't talk 2. Make it talk

@squirrel74wkgn: I'm pretty sure the coupon I gave you for a $7 haircut suggests that I'm not interested in that $44 bottle of shampoo, but thank you.

@novicefather: Nomenclature is important when courting a lady. For example, "feminine scent" and "feminine odor" are perceived differently. You're welcome.

@emsykay: Animal behavior can warn you when an earthquake is coming. Like the night before the last earthquake,our dog took the car keys and drove off

@Schmoodles: It's a shame push-up bras don't work on IQs.