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@fridaycandy: Apparently If ur BF says "if anything happens to me,I want u to meet someone new...."
"anything" doesn't include getting stuck in
traffic.

Apparently If ur BF says “if anything happens to me,I want u to meet someone new….”
“anything” doesn’t include getting stuck in
traffic.

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