@_xLNc: Apparently, Indian banks will give you a loan only if you prove that you don't need it.
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@MattShiney: "The top of my toliet seat is uncomfortable to sit on. I want it to feel like my living room floor" - inventor of carpet toliet seat covers
@BradBroaddus: My wife told me to find someone else if anything ever happened to her so I don't know why she got pissed when she found my "prospects" list.
@vanluvz1: Any fountain can be a Fountain of Youth if filled with champagne and you've had 5 glasses.