@_xLNc: Apparently, Indian banks will give you a loan only if you prove that you don't need it.
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@TheBlessMess: Hoping to get "till death do us part" reduced to a 15 year sentence and time served.
@TheAlexNevil: 4 said he went potty and I asked if it was number one or number two. He said number 7, and now I'm terrified to go into the bathroom.
@SomeChrisTweets: Foal me once, I have a baby horse. Foal me twice, no one needs this many baby horses. Foal me thrice, please stop. I have no room for them.
@mynameisntdave: I got robbed last night but in the best way possible: I was pickpocketed which means I didn't even have to talk to the person who robbed me.