@simoncholland: Apparently it is "against church policy" to drop your kids off in the nursery and then go to brunch.
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@RockKraller: I swear...I think restaurants with drive thru's identify the dumbest employee and say "here, you get to wear the headset"
@dumbbeezie: Marriage is alright if you like someone coming home and telling you about their day in the middle of your movie
@mjkspeaks: Told my kid that he had a viral infection and now he’s excited because he thinks he’s going to be famous online.