@simoncholland: Apparently it is "against church policy" to drop your kids off in the nursery and then go to brunch.
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@KatieBurnett: If they stop texting back you need to assume they've died and move on. If you see them out just smile because you ain't afraid of no ghost
@trojansauce: *in the corridor of the club waiting for my transitions lenses to turn back into glasses* i'll see you ladies inside
@KevinFarzad: Sick and tired of birds going to any concert they want for free. Maybe get a job and buy a ticket like the rest of us.