@CauseWereGuys: Apparently it was a bad idea to ask Siri "What do women want?" She has been talking nonstop for the last two days.
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@4Anno: I guess I prefer Subway because they make me feel like I'm making the healthy decision when I order a loaf of bread with 18 meatballs on it.
@sickipediabot: "If you have any questions, just ask. My door is always open." said the boss at my new job. "Why do you need a door then?" I asked him.
@Staggfilms: Imagine falling in love with somebody and finding out they're uncomfortable making the sex in an abandoned mannequin factory.
@TheMichaelRock: I bet the murder rate is so low in Canada because you have to go 300 miles to find someone to kill.