@DirtyySouthMess: Apparently it's not enough to just show up, you need to be wearing pants as well.
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@Swain_Train47: Cop 1: You think Simon will escape? Cop 2: Nah, he's locked up in there good. Simon: Simon Says free me. Cop 1: Dang it, he got us.