@DirtyySouthMess: Apparently it's not enough to just show up, you need to be wearing pants as well.
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@RandomManik: If I were a millionaire, I'd probably sign up Angelina Jolie and Gwyneth Paltrow for a movie called, 'Salt' & 'Pepper'.