@runawaycupcake: Apparently just sitting here on my new lawn furniture drinking my Vodka & minding my business is disturbing to other Target guests.
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@ellieholcomb: Watched The Little Mermaid with my girl last night & realized that Aerial could be on an episode of Hoarders. : /
@TheCrumbDiary: This is the worst carnival ever. I can't believe they blocked the street off for this. Sir, this is a crime scene.
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