@runawaycupcake: Apparently just sitting here on my new lawn furniture drinking my Vodka & minding my business is disturbing to other Target guests.
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@lurve_meh: It's all fun and games until you realize you're the girl at work known as "how is she still employed."
@carlyken: 9: Mom! Where's my Spiderman costume? I want to wear it to the science museum "In your closet, why?" 9: DUH. To attract radioactive spiders!
@trevso_electric: Women! Can't live with 'em, can't sell 'em or Liam Neeson will find you and kill you.
@AdamOfEarth: Girl, are you E=mc ²? Because I do not have the energy to figure out what is the matter with you.