@CanadianPitbull: Apparently "mowing the lawn" means two completely different things to my wife and I
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@TheRolo: I tried watching Inception with Twitter on. I still don't know what Juno was doing in their dreams.
@Loli_Sug: Hospitals don't like it when you unplug things to charge your phone w/ out asking first
@trentistweeting: "doctor, help! my son shattered one of his kneecaps!" it's ok, the human body can survive on one kid-knee