@Donna_McCoy: Apparently, "No kidding!" isn't a good response when your boss says he's confused.
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@capricecrane: People who love dark chocolate are always so snobby about it. Relax. It's just chocolate, you elitist ninnies.
@ahoytheboat: i wear my ninja turtles costume on all of my first dates just to weed out the weirdos.
@notalogin: [God making a planet for the first time and just constantly screwing things up] Ugh, first world problems.
@AnniemuMary: I painted 1 room & then the hallway and room next to it looked kinda shabby and I'm guessing this is how plastic surgery gets out of hand.