@CatherineLMK: Apparently nothing offends a toddler more than suggesting they might be due for a nap.
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@johnbiehl: Added my sticker to the family on the back of your van I am in your family now you have to bring me to costco every time you go.
@goodhairperson: Her hands were garlic breadsticks of action. Her face was a Cesar salad of expression.
@bobvulfov: One time i saw a man eat a whole apple, core and everything. Motherboard and power supply too. The man ate a computer it was horrifying
@SafyHallanFarah: if i was a character in a horror movie i would try to finish whatever i'm eating before i die