@Mr_Kapowski: Apparently, occupants aren't 8 legged pants for octopi
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@liv_thatsme: Some guy just tried to pay me for a Craigslist item with a check,but I'm not stupid. I made him pay me with a cold, hard, American $15 bill.
@UnicornSyrup: Me at age 5 "I wish I had a $1" Me at age 10 "I wish I had $100" Me at age 17 "I wish I had $1,000,000" Me at age 26 "I wish I had $1"