@Mr_Kapowski: Apparently, occupants aren't 8 legged pants for octopi
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@mrtruthandsoul: Our Father, who art in Heaven, Hallowed be thy name But Imma call you "Hal" for short, 'k, Chief?
@TheFearBoners: When one door closes, another opens. Also, you can open the closed door. That's how doors work. How do you know so little about doors?
@internetluke: A modern recasting of Moses floating down a river in a wicker basket but it's a soccer mom forgetting her baby on the roof of her van.