@WilliamAder: Apparently people will pay to be subjected to medieval torture devices if you call the place a "gym."
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@KenJennings: People you mute should stay in your TL but with a piece of tape over their avatar mouth and their tweets all like "Mmmp mm mmmph rf mph."
@AlexvanBeek: Cats that run under your legs display the same genius as someone walking into traffic.
@buttgh0st: frodo: [doesnt know how to get to mordor, doesnt know how to fight, doesnt know who he should actually trust] i need to do this alone
@weinerdog4life: How do I stay in shape? I stole an ostrich, it chases me around the house all day, i hate it