@WilliamAder: Apparently people will pay to be subjected to medieval torture devices if you call the place a "gym."
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@markydoodoo: Ever say hi to someone and immediately regret it because now you know you have to say hi to them forever?
@NicestHippo: GOD: Done! Every animal niche perfectly filled WOODPECKERS: We didn't get anything GOD: Oh. Uh...just pound trees with your face
@Cpin42: I’m sick of people blaming the Internet when someone gets killed. Watch the History Channel. Hitler didn’t find the Jews on craigslist.
@ericsshadow: My son is so lazy he's went from playing video games on the computer to watching other people play video games on the computer.