@Sassafrantz: Apparently, playing dead only works on bears not ex boyfriends.
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@TheMichaelRock: I think we should line up all the presidential candidates and see which one a dog doesn't bark at. That person should become president.
@cromp_daddy: man [looking at condom in horror]: oh no.. it's expired woman: don't condoms take like 5 years to expire? man [visibly sweating]: uhhhh
@GreenishDuck: People with little chains that go from a nose piercing to an earring probably just got sick of losing their ears.