@Sassafrantz: Apparently, playing dead only works on bears not ex boyfriends.
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@KalvinMacleod: GENIE: you have 3 fishes ME: you mean wishes, right? GENIE: times are tough ME: GENIE: ME: GENIE: ME: I'll take two mackerel and a goldfish
@jamiesont: Millennials are so spoilt with their smartphones & tablets. All we had at their age was the ability to buy property in Central London.
@Spaziotwat: Do yourself a favour: get a dog. Before I got a dog I was ridiculed for walking around with a bag of shit
@johntoconnor: How much can this one swallow? sir that one does 1.6 gallons per flush and please stop describing it that way