@fuzzlime: Apparently Pound Town is NOT a British dollar store
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@just1fool: Nothing much worse than being forced to listen to someone else's music and not be able to tell them their taste is shit.
@david8hughes: [shipwreck diary] Day 3: dude next to me can hold his breath for 3 days. Going on 4. Very impressive.
@heapsOhate: *finds own number on a bathroom stall* Call for a good time!? This is outrageous! *crosses out good; writes in GREAT* There. Fixed.
@degg: the cvs cashier asked me how im doing as i put some diarrhea medicine on the counter. "not great man ive got diarrhea" i told him