@MrSandeepP: Apparently saying, "You mad, bro?" is frowned upon if you work in customer service.
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@lecalabara: Caught my son running a Google search for "adult entertainment". I was mortified. We are strictly a Bing family.
@williamsonnier: customer: *looking at menu* what's good? me: not much what's good with you? him: ... him: ... me: chicken salad. the chicken salad is good.
@Kyle_Lippert: Name's Bond. James Bond. *Drinks martini* Jame's Bond. Names Bond. *drinks another martini* Bame's Jond. *Drinks 1 more* THIS IS MY SONG WOO
@WheelTod: On your first day at the beach, go up to the toughest-looking guy there, and let the air out of his water-wings.