@MrSandeepP: Apparently saying, "You mad, bro?" is frowned upon if you work in customer service.
@ThaJawn: *hires court room sketch artist for your intervention
@TheToddWilliams: Young MacDonald had a farm,
The corn's pest-free but side effects,
Are more or less unknown.
@briancthayer: *throws a dead pigeon at jerk who cut me off in traffic*
Wife: Hun, I don't think "flipping the bird" means what you think it means.
@KalvinMacleod: My 6 year old found the duct tape and now nothing in my house moves.
@underchilde: I compared thee to a summer's day because I hate summer.