@MrSandeepP: Apparently saying, "You mad, bro?" is frowned upon if you work in customer service.
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@ThaJawn: "Cute cat, what's it's name?" Too-ra-loo-ra, but you have to sing, or she won't come "Um ok,🎶 Too-ra-l" SHE WON'T COME! IT'S A CAT! HAHA
@murfer28: I don't want to lock my account because I like to help my X's feel better about themselves when they check in & make sure I'm still a drunk.
@GinAndJif: Girls, if you're gonna shave your eyebrows off just to draw them on again, at least make them interesting. How about drawing two umbrellas?