@MrSandeepP: Apparently saying, "You mad, bro?" is frowned upon if you work in customer service.
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@FloodyHippie: My cat was bitten by a squirrel and I have to suck the rabies out before she slips into a double cheese burger. --how I cancel dates
@PuncherJetpack: Not saying obamacare is perfect but the data doesn't lie. With Obamacare there've been zero Hitlers. Before obamacare there was at least one
@discountzen: I went to walmart today. I got the cart with three wheels and a hoof. This always happens to me.