@hipchkk: Apparently, some parents are not appreciative of a sweet super supportive air horn during a children's piano recital.
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@T_N_Crumpets: [Me chasing 12 greyhounds round a race track] YOU'LL GET TIRED EVENTUALLY. THEN I WILL PET YOU!
@jenyb4: Cw: you have a call holding M: put it in my voicemail Cw: he has a sexy Australian accent M: hiiii this is Jennifer
@AnOrangeSNES: I ate the worst cake of my life today, but then again that must have been why it was free at the urinal.