@khook32: Apparently telling the principal that "it's not cheating, it's cooperative learning" was the wrong thing to say.
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@Travon: Sunday is Easter, Hitler's birthday, the Columbine anniversary, and weed Christmas. Your move, greeting card section.
@rickolantern: Me: I snuck in my own candy and a drink Her: This is a funeral home Me: Without a snack bar