@khook32: Apparently telling the principal that "it's not cheating, it's cooperative learning" was the wrong thing to say.
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@shwebby3: Anytime I see a motorcyclist weaving in and out of traffic and performing tricks I always root for the pavement
@usermcuserface: I don't think I'd be as calm as Billy Joel was in that song if an old man was sitting next to me making love to his tonic and gin.