@hurlarious: Apparently the g-spot is located in a $1700 pair of Christian Louboutins.
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@JermHimselfish: I leave notes around the house to remind me of things I need to do, like "Pick up milk" or "Pay gas bill" or "Stop wasting your life away"
@DamienFahey: I'll complain about the government invading my privacy after I tell you where I am on Facebook and posting what I'm eating on Instagram.
@joeljeffrey: I always carry a piece of paper with me, just in case someone tries to attack me with a rock.