@hurlarious: Apparently the g-spot is located in a $1700 pair of Christian Louboutins.
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@XplodingUnicorn: My wife said she wanted to do it missionary style, so I forced her to change religions and gave her smallpox.
@jazmasta: Yeah baby, I'm the lead singer in a band. Well, more of a backing singer. More of a Drummer. Triangle player..Roadie. I Saw a band once.
@TheMichaelRock: If you surround your house in police tape, the odds of you being robbed drops dramatically.