@hurlarious: Apparently the g-spot is located in a $1700 pair of Christian Louboutins.
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@TheBoydP: "A room in motion will stay in motion until you sober up." ~Newton's little known fourth law of motion
@BlindChow: "I have a particular set of spills," Liam Neeson says, eyeing his soiled shirt. He looks for a napkin but the last one's already been Taken.
@littlekitnerboy: Id like to thank the Walmart cashier for making me feel like big money. I guess you don't see many $20 bills, glad you made sure its legit.