@Savage_Scavange: Apparently there's enough room in my mouth to put more than one foot.
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@GuyThe_Guy: I made it halfway to Mexico before I realized that those sirens were just coming from the song on my radio.
@KeetPotato: henry VIII found four more women to marry him after he cut his wife's head off and i can't get a txt back
@JermHimselfish: Don't run with scissors because you might accidentally trip, fall and cut the grand opening ribbon of a new museum 2 weeks ahead of schedule