@ericONEderful: Apparently this isn't a nude beach. This isn't a beach at all. I'm at Target. Don't do drugs kids.
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@WildeThingy: Having survived numerous mysterious strangers attempting to kill him as a child, Hitler swore revenge on a cruel world.
@psinerd: When someone asks me if I could hold their baby I immediately drop my phone, try to pick it up and drop it again twice, and then say "Sure".